Saturday, September 16, 2006


I'm sorry, but I think this is FUNNY! Thanks to Our Sovereign Joy.

The latest news from Hollywood is that the much beloved star Popeye has died from the ecoli virus after eating a bag of spinach he had just purchased at the store. Friends, Wimpy and Bluto had warned him about the outbreak of spinach related ecoli and tried to persuade him to have a burger instead. His beloved wife and his co-star in most of his films, Olive Oyl, was at his side when he passed. Popeye starred in over 75 films in his career and was 117 at his death. Contrary to the rumors that plaqued him throughout his career he said he never liked swimming with bow-legged women and he never lived in a gargabe can. Mr. Popeye quit smoking after his movie career ended and never picked up his famous pipe again. Many celebrities plan to attend his funeral including Porky Pig (123), Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Robin Williams who portrayed the famous sailor in a biographical movie. His most famous words were "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam." Toot toot, Popeye.