Tuesday, June 12, 2007

I'm Bored at Lunchtime

Some days, I check the obituary section of our daily paper to see if my name is there. It wasn't today...which means there are probably some really disappointed people at work.

I work with a guy that has been married and divored twice...to the SAME woman! The way I figure it, if he lost half of his stuff the first divorce, then half of his stuff the second divorce, he only owns one-fourth of his stuff!!! Are you ready for the kicker? They're dating! No wedding plans at this time.

$54 Million Pants
Administrative law Judge Roy Pearson claims to have suffered severe "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort" because his local cleaners lost his favorite pair of pants. Now he is suing the Korean immigrant couple who own the cleaners for $54 million...even though they have found the pants and have tried to return them to this idiot. Story here. Maybe they'll counter-sue for $75 million!!!

Lame Duck
I'm almost ashamed to admit I voted for "Dubya"...twice!


Baxter said...

Obituary: Isn't it nice to know that since you have to die...you don't have to be there when it happens? :)

Divorce: Try, try and TRY again!

Pants: Ridiculous! Cried like a baby? Someone needs to tell this guy...1. They are one day going to wear out. (Heb 1:11 they will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment,)

2.Job 1:21 And he said, "Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked shall I return. The LORD gave, and the LORD has taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

Bart said...

Lame Duck: So did I, but we didn't have much choice, did we?

Keith said...

I'm with you. I'm amazed at the things people hang on to--stuff that will wear out, break down, or eventually burn up. "This world is not my home..."